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buttons, poop, and ear plugs.
~ Sunday, February 19 ~
~ Wednesday, January 18 ~
Pet peeve
Omg these bitches behind me are hella dumb.. one girl was like “how do you spell massage, like I need a back massage? Its just m-e-a-s-s-a-g-e right?” Then her friend goes “ummmm.. Uhh I think its just m-e-s-s-a-g-e, without the A..” How the hell did you idiots get into Davis?
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~ Friday, October 28 ~
~ Saturday, October 22 ~
shedontknowyoulikeiknowyouslim:
FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES:
- They have an 18 inch black tongue.
- Giraffes sleep for approximately 20 minutes per day.
- They consume about 75 pounds of food and 10 gallons of water every day, spending 16-20 hours of the day feeding.
- Giraffes can hiss, moo, whistle, and roar.
- Their tail is 8 feet long, the longest of any land mammal.
- Giraffes are strong enough to kill a lion.
- They can gallop 31-37 miles per hour.
- A newborn baby giraffe begins walking within the first hour of it’s birth. It also drops about 6 feet before hitting the ground when it is born.
- The heart of a giraffe is 2 feet long and weighs 25 pounds. Their blood pressure is twice that of a human.
- So basically, giraffes are the fucking most awesome animal known to man. That’s all.
YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT!
- Eminem is afraid of them
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~ Wednesday, August 31 ~
~ Tuesday, August 23 ~
~ Saturday, August 20 ~
~ Tuesday, August 2 ~
~ Wednesday, July 20 ~
When someone calls me “babe” for the first time
if I like them:
if i dislike them:
HAHAHAHA SOOO TRUE
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Sign Of The Times of the Day: Discuss.
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Sign Of The Times of the Day: Discuss.
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Gimme a million of these.
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